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THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight


TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MalicE

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride shotgun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON Bitch!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am
BOOOOOO-aaaahahahahahah!


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.74/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:08 am
What did Murray on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" say about Chuckles the clown?: "Born in a trunk, died in a trunk!"
steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only hot from the vagina up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is hot.


MIDGET KISS -




I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"


TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm
5L
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am

brutal. i love it 5L


MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?


TAGS: midnight snack light in fridge
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:03 pm
Apparently, I'm not supposed to because my bedside mini-fridge doesn't have a light.
gas - August 13, 2011, 12:02 pm
I forgot, 5L
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:59 am
another question for philosoraptor!


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by brnn19

hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not anally probe them...


THE BOTTOM LINE -




MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get assplay for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 3.1/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE -


TAGS: middle names
Rating: 4.85/5

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Krissie - August 6, 2011, 6:37 pm
LMAO! I'm 38 years old...my mom used my FULL NAME earlier this year...That STILL gets my stomach in knots!
GySgt1811 - November 17, 2010, 7:08 pm
When I was a kid I thought my middle name was "Dammit!" 5 spankings!


INTIMIDATION OR OCD -


TAGS: intimidation ocd
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:17 am
Dude, they gave seniors an entire state, called Flor-- oh, shoot.


ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.


TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm
Lol!


AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.


TAGS: midget stripper
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:34 am
DOn't mind G4loser... just hit it!
G4briel - April 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY???? You're gonna drown in your own puke, like Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham and many others!!!


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny




VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.


TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.21/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm
HUH?


LOWER CASE - the a team




Meanwhile... -


TAGS: walmart midnight weirdos creepy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com


COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Xopster

Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metrosexual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes


TAGS: midget fun
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 3:36 pm
he looks like he can break those cuffs...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Well you don't have to be short about it. Simply asking to not make one or two little jokes is fine. I mean I get the idea, it's not like it went over my head. Geez... A little respect is nice, you know?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:59 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
Why should I joke. He's just a joke on its own.


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Damnit, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


MEANWHILE -


TAGS: guns middle east
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - April 24, 2011, 4:54 pm
Is Texas really that horrible a place? It looks like it rains there every two or three years. . . Great moustache, though!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:02 pm
Incidentally, I get all my late breaking news from MotiFake. Thanks for newsflash, EtherealDude!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:32 pm
Well I'll be damned. Looks like Texas has seceded from the Union.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 7:08 pm
5LOL'S
MPsniper - April 21, 2011, 7:02 pm
roflmao


40 YEARS -


TAGS: and so ends the mid life crisis
Rating: 4.6/5

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Zook - August 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
I'd take the offer 5L
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:10 pm
Very nice Airman, 5Ls.


MIDGET PORN - Just as funny as it sounds


TAGS: midget porn
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by Evan Lukash

Taylor - July 11, 2008, 4:02 pm
Warning being drunk may cause you to put multiple stupid unfunny pictures on motifake.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P


IF GOD EXISTED - This Is How He Feels About You ...




NINTENDO - Gaining the preferences of the furry fandom


TAGS: krystal barbara the bat candy kong midna
Rating: 3.25/5

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Mursa - August 8, 2009, 11:47 pm
well.... theres krystal so I wont disagree to much. They got my vote.


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's fucking hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


HYRULE - This explains so much.




MIDGETS - the only people who can make looking up someones skirt look cute


TAGS: midget
Rating: 2.88/5

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JOKES - This is gods best one.


TAGS: midgits jokes god
Rating: 2.4/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 3:19 am
Spencer, I take back everything I said about you like five minutes ago. That is now one of my favorite sentences, what you said.
spencer - September 3, 2008, 9:32 pm
That is one of the hottest midget chicks I have ever seen.
lightswitch rave - July 4, 2008, 9:36 pm
Awh... That's actually really sweet. The photo, anyhow.
Dr A Natomy - May 17, 2008, 11:28 pm
Whatcha talkin' about? That chick is *hot* (from the vagina up)!
SchwingBattah - May 14, 2008, 11:52 pm
Hey, at least the little guy has a date. That's more than a lot of the eThugs on here can say.


NUBIAN QUEEN -


TAGS: nefertiti pyramids gold
Rating: 3.75/5

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LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 6:26 am
That one "ornament" on her forehead looks like a baby alligator that slipped into a waffle iron! Mmmmmmmm...baby alligator waffles...OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Oh no she dinnit!


BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.




PECK - Out of the way!




SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.


TAGS: bunnies midgets blondes
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL! You described the picture!


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.




NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


UNDEAD MIDGETS -


TAGS: midget day zombie bowling fun flinging of tiny men
Rating: 3.39/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 8:33 pm
slowwwwww downnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
been*(not benn) the*(not he) Am I still the reigning king of typos?
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
lol It should be. Look at this guy's grip! It looks like his thumb has benn thrust into he midget's brain!
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 8:28 pm
Ziiiing...I think it's a strike!
MrRandom - November 13, 2009, 8:12 pm
I'd hold off on that if you want to keep your ankles.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:11 pm
Thanks, Pro. I'm glad you like it. I can't wait to tell the miniature zombies.
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 8:07 pm
*sighs* 5, you dark morbid man.


SHIT - Thats what you'll think when you see this.


TAGS: pyramid head red pyramid silent hill warning signs crossing signs
Rating: 2.62/5

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LD0ne - August 20, 2009, 4:44 pm
well i could use my gun to get it but i have a feeling money would work better
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:23 pm
Well of course you would. What else would you pay with, rocks?
LD0ne - July 15, 2009, 9:03 am
damn i would pay money for that road sign..


MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


WHAT BABY'S THINKING - You think you're going to have a life after this, don't you?




EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

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Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


MIDGET FETISH - This guy has one.


TAGS: midget fetish joke this guy minigolf
Rating: 1.69/5
Öhhh - November 3, 2009, 9:28 am
Lätt att jag trycker henne


FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


APPREHENSIVE -




CHILDHOOD - You hated it when you were young. There was always something you couldn't do. But when you look in the mirror now, seeing the guy with the wrinkled face, You'd do anything to be young again.


TAGS: midlife crisis
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:41 pm
That's great vader. Nice work.


BAD DAY? - Even during Brain Surgery it works just as well




THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




MIDGETS -


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

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-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?


THE TRUTH - WE MUST COVER IT UP!


TAGS: islam muslim terrorist mid east middle east iraq afghanistan iraqi iran
Rating: 2.8/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 9:13 pm
Way to go at failing, Guy-With-Sign.


The Rebel Without A Pause -


TAGS: middle east war peace terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 10:44 pm
It's a never ending cycle of horror.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2014, 8:49 am

i wish i knew the answer. violence begets violence. powerful poster dude.


SMILE -


TAGS: just let the middle sag
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:32 am
a wonderful sugestion
GaryO - October 26, 2012, 8:34 pm
...and there it shall be. WOOF
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:22 pm

this would be nice at m-twist


SOMETIMES - One likes foolish people for their folly Better than wise people for their wisdom




INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm
Masterpiece.


BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


The Middle Child -




FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -




NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!




CHOICES - What a midlife crisis is all about...




LOVE - Beautiful in any form


TAGS: midget mini golf love beautiful
Rating: 2.71/5

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Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:37 pm
Good photoshop job. They almost look like real midgets or dwarves.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:53 pm
You tell 'em Bri Bri (5 from me) ... p.s.: you're on yer own, we never had this chat, now run like yell! * whistles (Greensleeves) *


RAMBO POGATETZ -


TAGS: pogatetz football soccer middlesborough austria team captain
Rating: 2.08/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - March 31, 2010, 1:47 pm
Wow, when I typed 'boro' in to the search engine, I wasn't actually expecting anything to come up haha.


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm

amsome


MIDDLE AGE - Is when "Happy Hour" is a nap ...




THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.


TAGS: golden years myth midas master baiter
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!


Poverty -


TAGS: funny poor money middelburg mpumalanga
Rating: 4.44/5


AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -




KATIE BOO BOO -




BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - "You're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith" ABC News Interview 09/08/2008


TAGS: obama muslim hussein middle east
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Ian Erickson

ILB - August 30, 2009, 6:51 pm
Cant stand the fact that he might actually do some good for this country, so they make up stuff and keep repeating old vitriol. sad and pathetic
Zed - July 2, 2009, 4:43 pm
Way to go in quoting a completely disproven FOX News mis-quote!


FAIL - Those are his feet, Idiot.


TAGS: midget feet tank
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Xephyr

Fail - June 24, 2009, 3:00 pm
Took you 2 tries to make a tunnel...


YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"


TAGS: arrived middle of nowhere really
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:36 pm
But be careful; these hills have eyes.


RELAX PEOPLE - It's only a sh*tty youtube-vid


TAGS: youtube middle east protests riots
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Brawler

TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:33 pm
muslims blame and attack americans for an anti muslim video that 99.99999% of them had nothing to do with, america bombs muslims over a terrorist attack that 99.99999% had nothing to do with. this is karma.
falloutghoul - September 15, 2012, 11:54 am
True.


ACID REIGN -




THE MIDWEST - Worth seeing. But not worth going to see.




CHANGE -




MIDNIGHT SNACK - I'd like one PLEASE! I'm soooo HUNGRY... Just a cookie, and I'll go right to sleep...I promise


TAGS: midnight
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 7:03 pm
LIES! You cannot fool me with your trickery foul demon!
RedTheDude - April 8, 2010, 12:54 pm
This thing is actually creepy as hell.
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
ok, you can't get a gremlin wet, right? is it any liquid we're talking about? can it be a liquid with solid aspects of it, like a slushy?


TYPECASTING -


TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


AL BUNDY - really hates fairy godmothers


TAGS: midnight assignment cinderella slipper
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:28 pm
Still. I know... Mr. M? Are you out there? Somewhere?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm
Fuck me just because I'm a moderator? Yeah, I heard that about you... makin' the rounds, eh?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:25 pm
You appear to be one yourself!
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:24 pm
HaHaHa! Fuck you agdaniele. Just because you're a moderator...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
So, you're saying the rest of us are not as smart as lester? Sure, he's in the top 8%, but that's no reason to think we didn't know what you were...... oooooh, it's Brett Favre!
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:17 pm
I was wondering if someone would catch this, Lester.
lesterinside - February 20, 2010, 7:12 pm
LOL.


WILLIAM WALLACE -




YOUTH -




ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice


TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!


MIDGETS - He created them.




REASONABLE -


TAGS: culos hammy middle east affordable
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by culos

boeweizer - January 25, 2011, 6:04 pm
nice, btw sum1 else here plays LoL
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:50 pm
Love It
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 pm
me and these 5 lions agree completely
rerun - January 25, 2011, 4:50 pm

this is fantastic Culos.


SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER -


TAGS: midnight cowboy jobs
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:08 pm
hence the term "de-motivational"
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 8:19 am
I don't know why I just don't find it funny I get the joke tho and is sadly the truth of the world


ALIEN HISTORY -




GIVE A HOOT! - At least wait till midnight to pollute!




MIDNIGHT -


TAGS: midnight assignment and original thoughts from yours truly
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Neener - October 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
This is amsome!
rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:10 pm

a young SH, but I see it as well
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 6:59 pm
She reminds me of Susannah Hoffs
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:10 am
Awesome!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:56 pm
Don't you mean "boob"? Lol.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 11:46 pm
We've all been there before.
erock - February 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
awesome produceman. 5vcr's for you
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 11:38 pm
sheer awesome. 5 boob jobs


LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...


TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm
WAA-WAAAAAAAA


MIDNIGHT -


TAGS: midnight cinderella 12 party after
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 3:08 am
Disney Gets Adult: The Artwork of J Scott Campbell Read more: http://telewatcher.com/telewatching/disney-gets-adult-the-artwork-of-j-scott-campbell
somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:46 am
i want to know who the artist is..
somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:46 am
i want to know who the artist is..


MIDNA - Not as annoying as the NAVI...if that was possible


TAGS: midna
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!




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