Mid Demotivational Poster
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight
MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!
A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for
MINI GOLF - ftw.
MIDGET KISS -
I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"
MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?
FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants
THE BOTTOM LINE -
MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures
MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE -
INTIMIDATION OR OCD -
ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.
AMBIVALENCE - I don't know whether to laugh, vomit or cry. So I am doing all 3.
MIDDLE AGES -
LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny
VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.
DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.
FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.
LOWER CASE - the a team
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes
BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.
THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...
Middle Age -
40 YEARS -
MIDGET PORN - Just as funny as it sounds
IF GOD EXISTED - This Is How He Feels About You ...
NINTENDO - Gaining the preferences of the furry fandom
HYRULE - This explains so much.
MIDGETS - the only people who can make looking up someones skirt look cute
JOKES - This is gods best one.
NUBIAN QUEEN -
BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.
PECK - Out of the way!
SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.
CHILDHOOD ON TV -
IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.
UNDEAD MIDGETS -
SHIT - Thats what you'll think when you see this.
WHAT BABY'S THINKING - You think you're going to have a life after this, don't you?
EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.
MIDGET FETISH - This guy has one.
CHILDHOOD - You hated it when you were young. There was always something you couldn't do. But when you look in the mirror now, seeing the guy with the wrinkled face, You'd do anything to be young again.
BAD DAY? - Even during Brain Surgery it works just as well
THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...
THE TRUTH - WE MUST COVER IT UP!
The Rebel Without A Pause -
SOMETIMES - One likes foolish people for their folly Better than wise people for their wisdom
The Middle Child -
FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -
NO BOATING ACCIDENT -
FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!
CHOICES - What a midlife crisis is all about...
LOVE - Beautiful in any form
RAMBO POGATETZ -
THE FUTURE -
MIDDLE AGE - Is when "Happy Hour" is a nap ...
THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.
AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -
KATIE BOO BOO -
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - "You're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith" ABC News Interview 09/08/2008
FAIL - Those are his feet, Idiot.
YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"
RELAX PEOPLE - It's only a sh*tty youtube-vid
ACID REIGN -
THE MIDWEST - Worth seeing. But not worth going to see.
MIDNIGHT SNACK - I'd like one PLEASE! I'm soooo HUNGRY... Just a cookie, and I'll go right to sleep...I promise
AL BUNDY - really hates fairy godmothers
WILLIAM WALLACE -
ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice
MIDGETS - He created them.
SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER -
ALIEN HISTORY -
GIVE A HOOT! - At least wait till midnight to pollute!
LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...
MIDNA - Not as annoying as the NAVI...if that was possible
POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!
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